The Confessions of Teenage Drama Queen

Geje is my nick name. Lebay is my middle name. Alay is my last name. So Vaya Lebay Alay. Call me Geje. Okay okay,, bit about myself laah, Gue lahir di Spanyol tepatnya di markas Deportivo la Coruna. Gue pernah dicium sama Pablo Escobar. Gue pernah digendong sama Nelson Mandela. Gue tau gue cewek,, tapi kagak jamin kalo gue cewek baik-baik. Gue sayang kucing sama kue ketan. Gue paling benci anjing sama ika tuna. Gue paling suka makan tepung hunkwe dicampur keju mozarella. Gue paling suka minum es kelapa muda dicampur Ale Ale. Gue pengen jadi dokter saraf. Gue pengenkawin sama Leonardo di Caprio. Gue pengen nyium Tom Hanks. Gue pengen jadi Miss World 2019. Gue suka gaya loe!!